Friday, October 9, 2015

Make Me a Fucking Sandwich and Wipe That Look Off Your Hipster Face, Cunt

The other night I decided to purchase a microphone. Both on the way to the Best Buy and the journey home afterwards, I smoked a good amount of cannabis, leaving me craving some sort of delicious fast food sustenance. Upon my friends suggestion, I stopped at a local sandwich shop called "Weepin' Willies." Being far too stoned to realize the place was close to closing, we popped in and I grabbed two sandwiches. Had to be the worst customer service I've ever experienced, call centers and laptop trouble shooting services be damned. Horrible attitude, terrible customer service, and then when I got home to eat the sandwich, it absolutely sucked. So I took to Yelp to express my thoughts on the experience.

 

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