Friday, February 28, 2014


In an effort to combat the trivial act of people taking pictures of the meal they just cooked to show off on social media, I shall now do the same. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em........and mock them accordingly.


They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, which is why breakfast food is probably the easiest type of food to cook, and usually the most delicious. But I like to mix things up from your standard eggs and toast, and throw some onions and broccoli into the mix. This is probably the "healthiest" meal I regularly eat.


There it is, the finished meal. Shower me with likes and adoration. Your attentive complimenting is the sustenence and nourishment of my very existence.


While I did drink excessively last night, explaining the diarrhea, make no mistake; this happens frequently. Notice the unhealthy looking poo? Pretty sure my stomach is riddled with cancer from drinking so much Coca Cola over the years. (Snorting all that cocaine probably didn't help the situation either.)

The best part of this picture is I unintentionally took it upside down, turning my thumbs up into a thumbs down. Seems fitting.

1 comment:

  1. Which is better Coke or Pepsi?
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