Saturday, October 19, 2013

Meg Skank-whore-Zimons

I thought this news story was great. Apparently some femifascist cunt threatened herself with rape on Facebook in an unsuccessful attempt to spark controversy. She would then feed off said controversy like a maggot, using it as an excuse to publicly spew condescending, venomous vitriol at passerby's with absolutely zero personal context.
  
 
The first and most obvious point I'm going to make....and I think I'm speaking for EVERYONE and their mothers on this one.....I don't think very many people would want to stick their dick near her in even consensual circumstances. I don't think very many people would want to stick YOUR dick near her in even consensual, drunken, sedated circumstances. Furthermore....

 
 ....judging from Megs build and bulldogish demeanor, I don't think very many people would feel confident enough in their ability to forcibly enter her, not without getting beaten up and raped themselves. Nor do I think they would have confidence in the ability to maintain an erection whilst in her presence. Sure, a certain demographic, namely black males into giving BBWs their BBC, would actually PREFER a woman of this rugged and hefty nature. But her personality, as can be assumed from her unwarranted hatred of anything without a gash, is probably enough to counteract the effects of a Viagra overdose.
  
Who does this cunt think she is to stand on a soap box in public and yell at all these people she's likely never had any personal correspondence with? To blindly and ignorantly assume everyone harbors rape fantasies. The article I'm reading this off of refers to a rally against RAPE CULTURE.
   
RAPE CULTURE? What in the fuck is rape culture? How can you boldly suggest that rape is so prevalent at this university, that it necessitates an entire culture? Are freshmen  shanghaied by the dozens into rape dungeons underneath the Omega Alpha Buttrape frat and forced to endure creepy occult rituals? Do they have a Rape Doctrine and Rape Robes they wear at Rape Initiation Rituals? Maybe use the Sacred Rape Dagger to sacrifice raped goats?
 
 
 The closest thing I can compare RAPE CULTURE to is Infinite Jelly Ethos. We base a huge portion of our comedy off of rape jokes. We in no way support rape; we satirize it and throw an over-the-top magnifying lense to it. Anyone who takes our "rape comedy" series seriously enough to be offended is a jackass of such monumental proportions they shouldn't even be on the internet in the first place.

So I present Meg Skank-whore Zimons with the absolute rapiest episodes of our comedic rape series. 





She could check out the first 5 episodes of our on-going series Rape to the Future....


Then she should, of course, check out every episode of Season 2, aka COSMIC ASSRAPE ARMADA.


 Hell, ya know what, Meg Skank-whore-Zimons? Why not start at the humble beginnings and watch all 30+ episodes in a row? Use the official Infinite Jelly Ethos homepage for a classy, thematic experience that will surely moisten your attention seeking slit to the point of making your entire house smell like the putrid, rotting corpses of sea creatures housed at an unkempt aquatic mortuary.

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