Wednesday, January 30, 2013

This Alyssa Rosales Chick Had Sex With Her Dog

As of late, people are really whoring out their dignity extra hard to get Internet famous. First there was that crazy fat bitch who ate her own used tampon. Then some kid ate his own poop right out of the toilet. And then some girl posted a video of her getting fucked by her dog, then sucking it's dick.
 
 Wait, what?
 

I'm not joking. And this stuff is actually so widespread that I'm aware of each video from multiple sources. I haven't seen the videos of tampon girl, shit boy, and the amazing dog fucker. But I know they're out there, just waiting to be fapped to, because I've seen them mentioned in various places.  

So wanna see what the chick that fucked her dog looked like?

http://www.fapoff.com/mzdj




 Tattoos and dreadlocks, with a dash of trashiness? Son of a bitch. Well it appears I'd actually take Fido's sloppy seconds.




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Seriously, Alyssa Rosales, if you're reading this, we should smash. I'm seriously. I can totally look beyond your sordid past and soiled reputation. You can put that all behind you, and come stay a few weeks with me in my room (at my parents house). We'll watch Netflix, smoke some pot, play Super Nintendo, and bang every two hours like junkyard do....er, junkyard rabbits.

I know, I know, everyone must think I'm fucking crazy for still wanting to smash this chick. But think about this - if she's willing to put a dog cock in her mouth, just image what she's willing to do with a human! Wake and back with a little ATM, anyone? I bet this bitch just loves it ruff.

 I wonder if she has a whole posse of trashy sluts that flick their bean with lobster claws and get off by riding corpses at morgues.....one can only hope, right?
 
So Alyssa Rosales, where you from, baby girl? Where you at? You don't need to resort to beastiality yet, you crazy slut. You're in your fucking prime. I guarantee you have dozens of numbers on your cell phone
you could call or text and get immediate sex from. And I bet the majority of those cock sources on your phone will still oblige your carnal desires, despite your little viral video with Spot. In fact....
 
How 'bout you let me clap dem cheeks? I'll even go halves on your plane ticket. We can listen to "Bark at the Moon" by Ozzy Osbourne while we plow.



Or perhaps we can listen to a little "Mad Dog" by Deep Purple while we smash, instead.



You know what? I'll just make a "Doggy Style" mix. Because I can't possibly have dirty, deranged, unprotected sex with Alyssa Rosales without doing it to the Dog the Bounty Hunter theme song.


Can't forget about "Animals" by Manowar.



Never-mind "Who Let The Dogs Out."

http://www.fapoff.com/mzda

Fuuuuuck............it's so wrong.........but still.....I could definitely move past her weird fetish and give this bitch a bone. Bitches love bones.

Although, if this crazy slut cheated on me with the neighbors Great Dane, it would totally ruin my self-esteem. And if she ever even so much as hinted at a threesome with me, her and my pitbull Lord Ritchie Shwilligan Garcia, it'd just feel all weird and borderline-incestual.

Maybe this chick is a star stalker, and gave Snoop Lion every reason to change his name. It's safe to assume this bitch is definitely "Team Jake."


http://www.fapoff.com/mzdb

http://www.fapoff.com/mzdc

God dammit, I'd totally still fuck the sleaze right off this bitch. I don't mean to continually drive this point home, or to continually hound this poor girl, but seriously...I would love to pound the shit out of her. I'd fuck her so ruff, I'd have this bitch barking like a hyena. (What, did you think I was gonna say bark like a tree?) 

I hope she doesn't have STDs, like rabies. Gotta keep this bitch on a leash, otherwise she might stray and have a litter with some other dude...or his dog.

#FMLbecauseYOLO 


http://www.fapoff.com/mzdd

http://www.fapoff.com/mzde

UPDATE: This article gets more hits than most of my other stuff, so I have no doubts what these viewers are REALLY here for. They want to see Alyssa Rosales getting smashed by her dog. So I found the second video and uploaded it below as a RAR file. Click the links below to download the Alyssa Rosales videos.


Alyssa Rosales VIDEO 1
Alyssa Rosales VIDEO 2

Alyssa Rosales VIDEO 3
 

21 comments:

  1. I think she should post more, it's excellent.

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  2. SFF, you're just as sick as this twisted disgusting attensionwhore is...

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    1. Oh right, because throwing Alyssa Rosales under a satirical microscope and mocking her 'attension whoring' is TOTALLY on par with HAVING SEX WITH A DOG.

      But really, I sort of take that as a compliment, in some 'sick and twisted' sort of way. If my WRITING disturbs you as much as.....A WOMAN LITERALLY BEING PENETRATED BY HER DOG.....I must be doing something right.

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  3. LOL this whole thing is a big fat lie I mean it's true that the girl is into beastiality but she didn't do it with her dog because she lost a bet or because she wanted fame, someone leaked her pictures on the internet, impersonated her and started posting pictures as if it was her. So this thing about wow it's a bitch that wanted fame so much that she started doing beastiality is a big fucking crap. I don't want to say that it is alright to have sex with a dog or anything like that, but it is her decision to make and not yours, and once more mate this girl had nothing to do with the posting of her pictures all over the internet. She is a victim of this whole situation for god's sake. Oh and one more thing mate, you are just one of those fucking millions out there who belive everything they are told, or what they read on the internet. Everyone can start posting something and than it is fact. Omg what if I post on the internet that Obama is gay "not that he is". I am certain that a few milions of those idiots will consider that it is true. Someone started this whole crap, ruined the life of a person who he/she didn't even know and you help that person to spread it. So congratulations you asshole, as I've said you are one of those milions who belive everything and try to act all high and mighty and cool so they can get the spotlight. You keep following others, if A says that B is cool, you say yes B is cool, but if A suddenly states that B is not cool, then your opinion suddenly changes as well and you say B is not cool at all. I'm certain that you have no personality Mr. Macho. You would fuck this girl? I think this girl, no every girl is better of fucking a dog instead of you. You fucking little worm. You just know everything don't you. Well get a life mate and stop judging others. So what if she like beastiality, it is her business not yours, until she doesn't do it in front of you what is your problem with it, if those pictures hadn't been leeked you wouldn't even know that this girl did it. Start thinking you shithead, I'm sick of people like you I could puke. Oh and before you state that I like beastiality and that is why I protect this girl, well I don't I'm just sick of people like you who judge everyone without knowing their background, at least try to look up something that will prove that this is the truth before you start posting crap like this.

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    1. Your keyboard lacks an "ENTER" key, apparently. And your brain lacks reading comprehension skills. I'm not even gonna bother elaborating further, because judging from your little anonymous tirade you're far too fucking stupid to even bother explaining anything to.

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  4. Well mate you just proved that I am right about everything. What a fool you are, you don't want to bother explaining wow thats really something. Actually it's not that you don't want to bother explaining it's just that you can't. You can't explain this at all, you know I am right and you don't want to argue with me. Well you're right it would be futile. It is obvious that I am right. I didn't expect anything from the likes of you. what is this your keyboard lacks an Enter key omg are you really that retarded? Omg you make me laugh. Hahahaha XD, My brain lacks reading comprehension skills omg now this is hilarious mate, you are so arrogant that there are no words to describe it. You just start writing random stuff to look cool in front of those who read your shit of a blog. There is no sense in anything you wrote mate. And so what if I wrote in anonymous, it's on option is it not and I think there aren't any laws that say I have to leave any information behind about who I am. Don't be such a fucked up moron stating something like this. Grow up mate, you should, you are obviously a fucking kid if you think that your response is good enough. Well I wont bother any further to explain anything more to you cuz "your brain lacks reading comprehension skills" hahaha omg what is this shit seriously you fucking stupid little bitch.

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    1. Great job anonymous, you totally "won" by rambling on and on and on like a disenfranchised, butthurt little faggot on the subject of some random article on a "CONSPIRACY HUMOR BLOG" without getting the joke, grasping the satire, or catching the humor; nope, no reading comprehension to be found here from "Anonymous," just some complete jackass rambling incoherently, ad nasuseum, about how "arrogant" someone who claims they'd take sloppy seconds from a dog is and how their blog is so offensive for picking fun at Alyssa Rosales for having sex with said dog and how pathetic it is that this person who wrote this article is because they didn't put in the 5 hours of research necessary to observe every possible perspective in this ridiculous situation of unintentional internet-fame via amateur beastiality porn (is there such a thing as professional beastiality porn? Alyssa Rosales could be like the Jenna Jameson of getting fucked by dogs), all the while never hitting the enter key once to space out the flowing bullshit of your thoughts into a more readable format so it doesn't look like a wall of pointless, meaningless, discursive text that literally has NO point other than to make you come across as a begrudgingly antagonistic faggot who speaks in a smarmy, condescending fashion despite having the dialect of a 4th grade playground, complete with unnecessary mock superiority perpetuated by a complete jackass speaking from a state of complete anonymity like a spineless coward who has copious amounts of object shoved firmly up their anus causing their rant that is not unlike a woman on her period, what with the maniacal menstrual rage being displayed in full, sandy vagina-esque glory that is your pointless wall of text that seems to go on, and on, and on just like the Energizer Bunny who you'd probably love to see Alyssa Rosales have sex with so you can masturbate to a woman having sex with a bunny because "Hey, lets defend beastiality for no apparent reason!"

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    2. I hope you don't read any of that, because I certainly didn't read any more than three or four sentences of EITHER of your horribly formatted walls of text. Keep giving my site hits though, "mate."

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    3. This movie would be to your liking, "MATE," considering its pro-Beastiality. You can watch it while you tongue-fuck your dogs asshole.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4snPR2y9Ak&list=PLABEQKR4h6Puv_JNML7jTzVI4k94IFVj7

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  5. Well, Anonymous, what do you have to say for yourself? You're just gonna turn tail and run?

    You have the veil of anonymity, what's stopping you from posting more of your tired, humorless dribble? Although, I suppose since you posted anonymously, you would have to return to this page from your free will to see my response. And what kind of loser sits around on a website all day hitting "F5" to see if someone responded to them?

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  6. You had so much to say before, Damon, why did you stop responding? You've had two or three days now to collect your thoughts.

    Pls respond.

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  7. She is so cute. I would love to eat her pussy anytime anywhere.If shee enjoys a dog fucking her as much as I do we could have a blast together........Sherri T.

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    1. I wouldn't eat her pussy for fear of catching an unwanted taste of Fidos red rocket, but I'd certainly penetrate her gash with my throbbing boner of peace.

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  8. Not going to lie. Would bone her. heh.

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    1. Me too brah, me too. Hell, I might even brag about it too.

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  9. lmao dude i would be all over this chick. Shes fuckin hot as hell i would fuck the shit out her. Ive always thought that about hot chicks that fuck animals, is if they are willing to do that to a dog then imagine what they would do with a human! i really wish she had more videos up.

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  10. I'm a girl, and I won't lie because I used to fantasize about this kind of stuff. And then I got help because thinking about having sex with a dog is like deep-throating a fucking knife and getting pushed down 800 flights of stairs infinitely. I hope that summarized how I felt AND feel about this idea. And here's the official link for those who still didn't get to see her getting screwed from behind by her dog. *cough* Sweet Funky Freedom *cough* It doesn't have the third video where she fucks 2 dogs, only the first two. And I'm against the idea, but it is HER choice. And seriously, it is sick and twisted, but... we live in a world where people do the craziest and most disgusting shit for attention or to be noticed on the web. For example: 2 Girls 1 Cup, 2 Girls 1 Finger, 4 Girls Fingerpaint. I would never do anything sexually related with an animal. EVER. It's wrong, and only sick people do such things. Sweet Funky Freedom, I am not saying you are a horrible person because you would still fuck her, reguardless after she had sexual intercourse with an animal. I don't judge people and everyone is equipped to their own opinions. Some people think it's disgusting and against human nature. Whereas other people like yourself think it's okay and completely normal, or whatever you think of the idea. I personally think it's hilarious and gross at the same time. I mean, what sane person lets... Blah, I'm done ranting. But that's my persective. ='.'=

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    1. I never said it was ok, and I certainly never said it was "COMPLETELY NATURAL." Go re-read the article, first realizing it's satire, second realizing the mixed feelings presented in the writing, and third realizing I would indeed still bang her despite all of this.

      I fall into the "people who think disgusting and against human nature" camp, Tiger. So what, she's taken ONE dog dick in her day. It's only one dog dick amongst a sea of human dicks. The main point of this article, in all actuality, is that social media like Facebook and Tinder gets you ladies an endless stream of effortless sex. So it boggles my mind that this chick would fuck her dog when she could fuck any dude she knows because she's not ugly or fat.

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  11. How do I see it?

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    1. http://www.poontown.net/nLQj
      or
      http://www.filebucks.org/download.php?getfile=MTc5Njg=

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