Tuesday, January 15, 2013

(ϛ˙ㄥ ʇɹɐԀ sǝıqɯoZ) sɐǝpI sǝldoǝԀ ɹǝɥʇO ɟO ɥɔunq ∀ ǝloʇS ʇsnſ Z ɹɐM ǝɥ┴


˙ƃuıʇsnƃsıp puɐ ɹǝʇsıuıs ɹǝɥʇǝƃoʇlɐ ƃuıɥʇǝɯos 'ǝsɹoʍ ƃuıɥʇǝɯos oʇ pǝƃuɐɥɔ ʎlqɐɔoʌǝɹɹı ʇnq 'sɐʍ ǝɔuo ʇı ǝɔuǝıɹǝdxǝ ǝlqɐʇɔıpǝɹdun puɐ ʇuɐɹqıʌ ǝɥʇ sɐ ǝlqɐzıuƃoɔǝɹ ʎlɹɐǝlɔ 'sƃǝl ƃuıʎɐɔǝp 'ǝɹnsun uo ƃuolɐ sǝlqɯɐɥs ǝɯɐƃ ǝɥʇ ʍoN ˙oopooʌ ǝlıʌ ɟo ʇɹos ǝɯos ƃuısn ƃuıʌıl ǝɥʇ ɟo ɯlɐǝɹ ǝɥʇ oʇ ʞɔɐq ʇı ƃuıɹq oʇ ʎluo 'ǝdıd ʎʇsnɹ ɐ ɥʇıʍ ɥʇɐǝp oʇ poɯ Z ʎɐp s,II ∀ɯɹ∀ uǝʇɐǝq sɐɥ ǝuoǝɯos ʇɐɥʇ ɹɐǝddɐ plnoʍ ʇı ǝsɐɔ ɹɐlnɔıʇɹɐd sıɥʇ uI ˙ǝsdɹoɔ pǝʇɐɯıuɐǝɹ ɐ ɟo ʇuǝlɐʌınbǝ ǝɯɐƃ oǝpıʌ ǝɥʇ sı Z ɹɐM ǝɥ┴

˙ʇuıodɹǝɯɯɐH 'ɹǝdolǝʌǝp sʇı uı ɥʇıɐɟ ǝʌɐɥ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ǝʇɐunʇɹoɟun sɹǝɯɐƃ ɟo sɹɐǝʇ ǝɥʇ puɐ ǝdɐʇ ʇɔnp ƃuısn dn punoɹƃ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ʇlınq ʎlǝʇǝldɯoɔ sɐʍ ʇı 'pɐǝʇsuI ˙ɟo ɟɟo ɥɔǝǝl oʇ ǝuıƃuǝ ǝɯɐƃ pılos ɐ ǝʌɐɥ ʇ’usǝop Z ɹɐM ǝɥ┴ 'Zʎɐp ǝʞılu∩ ˙ʇı pǝɹıdsuı ʇɐɥʇ poɯ ᄅ ∀Wɹ∀ lnɟssǝɔɔns ǝɥʇ oʇ pǝɹɐdɯoɔ ssǝɯ ɹǝɥʇǝƃoʇ uʍoɹɥʇ 'pǝɹıdsuıun uɐ s’ʇI ˙sı ʇı ʇɐɥʍ ʎlʇsǝuoɥ s’ʇɐɥʇ ǝsnɐɔǝq 'ɟɟo-dıɹ Zʎɐp ɐ pǝɹǝpısuoɔ ǝq ʎlısɐǝ uɐɔ Z ɹɐM ǝɥ┴

˙ʇı ʎɐld ʎllɐnʇɔɐ oʇ ʇǝʎ ʎlqɐqoɹd ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟo ʇsoɯ 'ɯɐǝʇS ɯoɹɟ uʍop uǝʞɐʇ uǝǝq s,ǝɯɐƃ ǝɥʇ ʇɔɐɟ ǝɥʇ puɐ ssǝɹd ǝsɹoʍ ǝɥʇ 'ssǝɹd pɐq ǝɥʇ uǝǝʍʇǝq ˙ɯǝʇı sʍǝu 'snoıɹɐlıɥ puɐ 'ƃuıʇsǝɹǝʇuı ʇsoɯ s,ʞǝǝʍ ǝɥʇ ǝɯoɔǝq ʎlʞɔınb sɐɥ Z ɹɐM ǝɥ┴

˙ʎɹƃuɐ ǝq ʇou oʇ ɥƃnouǝ pǝɹıʇ ʇou ʇnq -- uʍop uɹoʍ ƃuılǝǝɟ ɯ,I ˙ǝƃɐʞɔɐd ʎlƃn ǝuo uı llɐ 'ƃuıɯɐƃ uı suoıʇɔɐsuɐɹʇoɹɔıɯ ɟo spuıʞ ʇsɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝɯos puɐ ǝpnʇıʇdǝuı uƃısǝp ƃuıɥsıuoʇsɐ sʎɐldsıp Z ɹɐM ǝɥ┴ ˙ɯǝɥʇ puıɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ƃuol sɥʇɐǝp ʎƃƃnq ɯopuɐɹ ǝɥʇ puɐ 'sɹǝʞɔɐɥ ǝɥʇ 'sloɹʇuoɔ ʇuǝɯǝʌoɯ pɹɐʍʞʍɐ sʇı ɥʇıʍ dn ƃuıʇʇnd sɐʍ 'ǝɯ ɹoɟ 'ǝƃuǝllɐɥɔ ǝɥ┴ ˙sɹǝʎɐld ɹǝɥʇo puɐ pɐǝpun ǝɥʇ ɟɟo puǝɟ dlǝɥ oʇ ʎɹuodɐǝʍ puɐ 'sǝılddns 'ʞuıɹp puɐ pooɟ sı dɐɯ opɐɹoloƆ pǝʇsǝɟuı-ǝıqɯoz s,Z ɹɐM ǝɥ┴ uı ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ǝɹǝɥʍǝɯoS

 ˙ɔıpǝɯoɔ sı I∀ ǝıqɯoz ǝɥ┴ ˙ɹoʇɐlnɯıs ʇɥƃılɟ s066Ɩ ɐ ɯoɹɟ ǝɹ,ʎǝɥʇ ǝʞıl ʞool sǝɹnʇxǝʇ ǝɯoS ˙suoıʇɔǝɹıp ɹo sʇdɯoɹd ɹǝsn ɟo ʞɔɐl ʇɔuıʇsıp ɐ s,ǝɹǝɥ┴ ˙ʎʞuɐɾ ǝɹɐ suoıʇɐɯıu∀ ˙lnɟʍɐ sı ǝɯɐƃ ǝɥʇ 'pǝʎɐld ǝʌ,I ʇɐɥʍ ɯoɹɟ ˙˙˙ʇnq '™ʍǝıʌǝɹ ɯopǝǝɹℲ ʎʞunℲ ʇǝǝʍS lɐıɔıɟɟO uɐ sɐ sıɥʇ ǝʞɐʇ ʇ,uop 'ʎlsnoıɹǝS ˙oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʇ,uop noʎ oS ˙ʇı ƃuıʎɐld uǝǝq ǝʌ,I 'sʎɐp ʍǝɟ ʇsɐd ǝɥʇ ɹǝʌo 'ǝǝS

˙ɹǝʎɐld uɐɯnɥ ɐ ʎq pǝllıʞ ʎlʇuɐʇsuı ƃuıǝq ʇnoɥʇıʍ pǝƃɐuɐɯ ǝʌ,I ʍǝɟ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝuO ˙ɥƃnoɹɥʇʎɐld ǝlƃuıs ɐ ɯoɹɟ llɐ sı ǝɔuǝɹǝɟǝɹ ɹoɟ ɥɔıɥʍ 'oǝpıʌ ǝʌoqɐ ǝɥʇ uı ɹoɟ ǝsuǝs ɐ ʇǝƃ ll,noʎ ɥɔıɥʍ ɟo llɐ ɥɔnɯ ʎʇʇǝɹԀ

˙ǝɹɐɔ llıʍ ǝuoʎuɐ ɟı 'op ʎǝɥʇ ɟı ɹo 'llıʍ ʇı ʇɐɥʇ sɹǝdolǝʌǝp ǝɥʇ sʇsnɹʇ ǝuoʎuɐ ɹǝɥʇǝɥʍ 'ssǝɯ sıɥʇ llɐ ɹǝʇɟɐ 'sı uoıʇsǝnQ ˙,,ǝsɐǝlǝɹ uoıʇɐpunoɟ,, ɐ ƃuıʇsǝʇ uı llıʇs s,ʇı 'llɐ ɹǝʇɟ∀ ˙ǝʌoɹdɯı uɐɔ ʇI ˙ǝƃuɐɥɔ uɐɔ ǝɯɐƃ ǝɥʇ 'ǝɹnS

 ˙ǝɹǝɥʍǝslǝ sǝıɔılod sʇı ƃuıɹǝpısuoɔ 'snoɹǝuǝƃ ʎlǝƃuɐɹʇs s,ʇɐɥ┴ ˙ǝlqɐ-ǝƃuǝʌɐɔs ǝq oʇ sɯǝʇı ǝɔɐldʇǝʞɹɐɯ ǝɥʇ llɐ ƃuıʍollɐ ʇsɐǝl ʇɐ ɹoɟ ʇıpǝɹɔ sɹǝdolǝʌǝp ǝɥʇ ǝʌıƃ llıʍ I ˙ǝɯıɹɔ ǝɥʇ oʇ ʎɹossǝɔɔɐ uɐ sɐʍ Z ɹɐM ǝɥ┴ puɐ 'ǝldɯıs puɐ uıɐld 'ɟɟo pǝddıɹ sɐʍ I ˙ɹǝʞɔɐɥ ɐ oʇ ʎǝuoɯ lɐǝɹ ɥʇıʍ ɹoɟ pıɐd p,I ʇɐɥʇ ʇɐq llɐqǝsɐq ɐ ʇsol ʎlʞɔınb I ʇǝʎ 'ʎʇıɹnɔǝs ʇɥƃıʇ-ɹıɐ ǝʌɐɥ ʇsnɯ ǝsol uɐɔ I sƃuıɥʇ uo ʎǝuoɯ puǝds oʇ ǝɯ sʞsɐ ʇɐɥʇ ǝɯɐƃ ʎu∀ ˙ɯǝɥʇ ɹoɟ pǝɹǝpɹnɯ ƃuıǝq oʇ sǝɯoɔ ʇı uǝɥʍ ɹoɟ pıɐd ǝɹɐ ʇɐɥʇ ǝsoɥʇ puɐ punoɟ ǝʌ,noʎ sɯǝʇı uǝǝʍʇǝq uoıʇɔuıʇsıp ou s,ǝɹǝɥʇ ǝsnɐɔǝq ʎlɹɐlnɔıʇɹɐԀ ˙ssǝlǝɥʇǝuou ʇɔɐ snoıpısuı uɐ llıʇs s,ʇı ʇnq 'dɐɯ ǝɥʇ ɟo sʇɹɐd ɔıɟıɔǝds uı sɯǝʇı ǝsǝɥʇ ssǝɔɔɐ ʎluo uɐɔ noʎ ʇɐɥʇ uı 'ǝɔuɐlɐq ɟo ʇuǝɯǝlǝ ǝɯos s,ǝɹǝɥ┴ ˙ʇɥƃnoq ǝq uɐɔ 'ʎɹuodɐǝʍ ǝǝlǝɯ uǝʌǝ 'ɹoɯɹɐ 'spǝɯ 'oɯɯɐ ɯoɹɟ ƃuıɥʇʎu∀ ˙sɯǝʇı ɹoɟ ǝɔɐldʇǝʞɹɐɯ ɥsɐɔ-lɐǝɹ ɐ ɥʇıʍ ǝɯɐƃ ɹoɟ-pıɐd ɐ sı Z ɹɐM ǝɥ┴
 
˙ʇıɹǝɯ ʇnoɥʇıʍ ʎllɐnʇɹıʌ sǝɯoɔ ǝɯɐƃ ǝɥʇ sɐ 'ɔıƃɐɹʇ ǝɹoɯ ǝɥʇ llɐ Z ɹɐM ǝɥ┴ ɟo ǝsɐɔ ǝɥʇ sǝʞɐɯ ɥɔıɥM ˙sɹǝdolǝʌǝp sʇı ɟo sʇıɹǝɯ ǝɥʇ uo ʇou puɐ 'sʇıɹǝɯ uʍo sʇı uo pǝƃpnɾ ǝq plnoɥs ǝɯɐƃ ʎɹǝʌǝ ʇɐɥʇ ɹǝʌǝılǝq ɯɹıɟ ɐ ɯ,I ʎlǝʇɐɯıʇln ʇnq 'sɯǝǝs ʇı ʇɐɥʍ ʇou sı ǝɯɐƃ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ Z ɹɐM ǝɥ┴ ɟo ʍǝıʌǝɹ ʎuɐ uı ʇno ʇuıod oʇ ʇuɐʇɹodɯı s,ʇI ¿ʇlnɐɟ s,ǝɯɐƃ ǝɥʇ ʎllɐǝɹ ʇɐɥʇ sı ʇnq ˙sǝıl puɐ suoıssıɯo uo ʎlıɹɐɯıɹd plos ʇɔnpoɹd ɐ sı Z ɹɐM ǝɥ┴

˙ʇɐɥʇ ʇsnɾ op oʇ ƃuıʇdɯǝʇʇɐ ɹoɟ ɹǝʎɐld ǝɥʇ ɥsıund sɹǝdolǝʌǝp ǝɥʇ uǝɥʍ ʇou – ʇı ǝɹoldxǝ oʇ pǝllǝdɯoɔ slǝǝɟ ɹǝʎɐld ǝɥʇ puɐ ƃuıʇsǝɹǝʇuı 'ɥɔıɹ sı plɹoʍ ǝɥʇ uǝɥʍ sʞɹoʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇdǝɔuoɔ ɐ sı uodɐǝʍ ɹo lɐıɹoʇnʇ ʎuɐ ʇnoɥʇıʍ plɹoʍ uʍouʞun uɐ uı ƃuıuʍɐds ɟo ʇdǝɔuoɔ ǝɥ┴ ˙ǝıp noʎ lıʇun punoɹɐ ɹǝpuɐʍ uǝɥʇ puɐ uʍɐds ʇsnɾ no⅄ ˙oƃ oʇ ǝɹǝɥʍ ɹo op oʇ ʇɐɥʍ ɟo uoıʇɐɔıpuı ʎuɐ ʇnoɥʇıʍ opɐɹoloƆ ɟo uoısɹǝʌ pǝɹǝpuǝɹ ʎlɹood ɐ uı uʍɐds sɹǝʎɐlԀ

˙ɹǝʇʇǝq ʎlǝʌıʇɐlǝɹ sʞool ʇı ʇnq 'ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇnoqɐ sloɹʇuoɔ ɥɔıɥʍ 'uosɹǝd-ʇsɹıɟ oʇuı ʇı ǝlƃƃoʇ oʇ uoıʇdo uɐ sı ǝɹǝɥ┴ ˙lɐɹnʇɐuun lǝǝɟ sloɹʇuoɔ ǝɥʇ ʇnq uosɹǝd-pɹıɥʇ uı sı ǝɯɐƃ ǝɥʇ ʎllɐɔısɐq 'SԀℲ ɐ ɹoɟ poɯ uosɹǝd-pɹıɥʇ ɐ ǝʞıl sʎɐld Z ɹɐM ǝɥ┴

(˙pOW ƎƎɹℲ ∀ ℲO ℲℲO-ԀIɹ ɐ ʇou puɐ pOW ƎƎɹℲ ɐ sı pu∀) ˙uɹǝpoɯ ʞool oʇ sǝƃɐuɐɯ ǝɯɐƃ ǝɥʇ ʇsɐǝl ʇɐ 'ɟɟıʇs puɐ ǝlqıɹɹoɥ sı (Zʎɐp puɐ) sǝıɹǝs ∀Wɹ∀ ǝɥʇ uı ʇuǝɯǝʌoɯ ǝɥʇ ǝlıɥM ˙ǝlqɯɐɥs ɥɔʇɐʍ oʇ ɥƃnɐl ɐ puɐ pǝɹǝpuǝɹ ʎlɹood ǝɹɐ slǝpoɯ ɹǝʇɔɐɹɐɥɔ ǝɥʇ uo suıʞs ǝɥ┴ ˙s’06 ǝʇɐl ǝɥʇ ǝɔuıs pɐǝp uǝǝq sɐɥ ʇɐɥʇ ǝsdɹoɔ uǝʇʇoɹ ɐ ǝʞıl sʞool Z ɹɐM ǝɥ┴ 'ʎllɐɔıɥdɐɹƃ ǝsnɐɔǝq 'ʇı llıɟlnɟ ʎllɐuıɟ oʇ ǝlʇıʇ ǝuolɐpuɐʇs Zʎɐp ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ʇıɐʍ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ ǝʞıl sʞool ʇı ʇnq 'lɐıʇuǝʇod ɥɔnɯ os sɐɥ ɟlǝsʇı ʇdǝɔuoɔ ǝɥ┴

˙pǝllıɟlnɟ ʇı ǝǝs ʎllɐuıɟ oʇ ǝlʇıʇ ǝuolɐpuɐʇs Zʎɐp ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ʇıɐʍ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ llıʍ ǝʍ ǝʞıl sʞool ʇı ʇnq 'lɐıʇuǝʇod ɥɔnɯ os sɐɥ ɟlǝsʇı ʇdǝɔuoɔ ǝɥ┴ ˙ssǝɯ ɐ sı Z ɹɐM ǝɥ┴ 'slɐʌɹǝʇuı ɯopuɐɹ ʇɐ sʇıƃıp ǝlƃuıs ǝɥʇ oʇuı ƃuıddoɹp SԀℲ ǝɥʇ oʇ sǝɹnʇxǝʇ uoıʇnlosǝɹ ʍol ǝɥʇ ɯoɹℲ ˙sƃuıplınq ɟo sllɐʍ ǝɥʇ oʇuı pǝddılɔ ɹo punoɹƃ ǝɥʇ ɹǝpun ʎɐʍɟlɐɥ sǝɯıʇǝɯos 'suoıʇısod puɐ sɹǝʇsnlɔ ppo uı uʍɐds sǝıqɯoZ ˙ǝlʇıʇ ɹɐM ɟo sɹɐǝפ ɐ uɐɥʇ ʎɐɹƃ ǝɹoɯ ɥʇıʍ ssǝɯ ʎɯıɹƃ ɐ sı ǝɯɐƃ ǝɥʇ uı pǝɹnʇɐǝɟ dɐɯ opɐɹoloƆ ǝɥ┴ ˙ɹood ʎlǝɯǝɹʇxǝ oslɐ ǝɹɐ sǝɹnʇxǝʇ ʇuǝɯuoɹıʌuǝ puɐ sƃuıplınq ǝɥ┴

 ˙ǝɔuǝıɹǝdxǝ pǝɥsılod ǝɹoɯ ɥɔnɯ 'ɥɔnɯ ɐ ɥʇıʍ 'ʎɐldǝɯɐƃ s’Zʎɐp uǝǝʍʇǝq ɹǝʌossoɹɔ ǝɯos ǝʌɐɥ p’ǝʍ 'ǝsɐǝlǝɹ lɐıɔıɟɟo 'lɐıʇıuı ɹıǝɥʇ pıp ʎǝɥʇ uǝɥʍ sɐʍ ǝdoɥ ʎW ˙ǝʌɐɥ oʇ ƃuıoƃ sɐʍ ʇı sǝɹnʇɐǝɟ ƃuıpunos ǝɯosǝʍɐ ǝɥʇ llɐ ʇno pıɐl NפI ɥʇıʍ slɐǝʌǝɹ lɐıʇıuı uı puɐ 'Zʎɐp ɹoɟ ʎʇıɹɐlndod uı uoısoldxǝ ǝɥʇ oʇ ɹoıɹd ʇuǝɯdolǝʌǝp uı sɐʍ ʇı pıɐs ʎǝɥ┴ ˙pǝɥsılqɐʇsǝ Zʎɐp ɐlnɯɹoɟ ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ op plnoɔ oıpnʇs ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ǝǝs oʇ pǝʇıɔxǝ sɐʍ I 'Z ɹɐM ǝɥ┴ pǝɔunouuɐ ǝʌıʇɔɐɹǝʇuI ʇuıodɹǝɯɯɐH uǝɥM

˙ƃuıʇuıoddɐsıp ʇsnɾ s’ʇı ʍou ɹoɟ ʇnq 'pooƃ ǝq plnoɔ Z ɹɐM ʎɐpǝɯoS ˙ƃuıʇɐɹǝdsɐxǝ ǝɹoɯ ʇı ǝʞɐɯ ʎluo 'suoıssıɯ puɐ sʇuıod llıʞs sɐ ɥɔns 'sǝɹnʇɐǝɟ ƃuıssıɯ ʎlʇuǝɹɹnɔ ɟo ʇsıl ʎɹpunɐl ǝɥ┴ ˙lɐuoısuǝɯıp-ǝuo puɐ ƃuıɥsıund ʎlɹǝʌo Z ɹɐM ǝɥ┴ uı uoıʇɔɐɹǝʇuı ɹǝʎɐld ɟo ʎʇıɹoɾɐɯ ǝɥʇ sǝʞɐɯ 'sɹǝʞɔɐɥ ɟo ɹɐǝɟ sɐ llǝʍ sɐ 'suodɐǝʍ ɟo ǝʇɐɹ uʍɐds ɥƃıɥ ǝɥʇ ǝɹǝɥʍ 'ɹǝɥʇıǝ ʇuıod sıɥʇ ʇɐ unɟ ʇɐɥʇ llɐ ʇ’usı ʇsnɾ ʇı ǝsıʍ ʎɐldǝɯɐפ ˙sǝnssı lɐɔıuɥɔǝʇ ɹǝɥʇo puɐ sƃnq ɥʇıʍ pǝɹǝʇʇıl sı ”ǝsɐǝlǝɹ uoıʇɐpunoℲ“ s’Z ɹɐM ǝɥ┴ 'pɐǝʇsuI


˙ʎǝuoW ¿snoıʌqo ʇı ʇ’usI ¿ʞsɐ noʎ 'ʎɥM ˙ǝɯıʇ ʇıɐʍ ɹǝƃuol uǝʌǝ uɐ ǝpnlɔuı oʇ ǝɯɐƃ ǝɥʇ pǝʇɐpdn sɐɥ ʇuıodɹǝɯɯɐH 'ʇı pǝɥsıuıɟ puɐ ʍǝıʌǝɹ sıɥʇ pǝʇɹɐʇs I ǝɯıʇ ǝɥʇ uǝǝʍʇǝq 'sǝ⅄ ˙noʎ puıɯ 'ɹnoɥ ǝuo ɯoɹɟ dn sı sıɥ┴ ˙uıɐƃɐ uʍɐds uɐɔ noʎ ǝɹoɟǝq sɹnoɥ ɹnoɟ ƃuıʇıɐʍ ɟlǝsɹnoʎ puıɟ llıʍ noʎ (ƃuıʎp ˙ǝ˙ı) sǝdoɹ ǝɥʇ ƃuıuɹɐǝl uǝɥM ˙ǝlqɐʎoɾuǝ ǝɯɐƃ ǝɥʇ ǝʞɐɯ oʇ ʇɹoɟɟǝ ǝɥʇ uı ʇnd uɐɥʇ ʇǝllɐʍ ɹnoʎ ɹǝƃuıɟ ɹǝɥʇɐɹ plnoʍ ʇuıodɹǝɯɯɐH ʇɐɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ɯǝlqoɹd ǝɥ┴ ˙ǝʌıʌɹns ʎlɹǝdoɹd oʇ ʍoɥ ǝzılɐǝɹ noʎ lıʇun uıɐƃɐ ɹǝʌo puɐ ɹǝʌo ǝıp oʇ noʎ sʇɔǝdxǝ Z ɹɐM ǝɥ┴ 'Zʎɐp ǝʞıl ɥɔnW ˙ɥʇɐǝp ɥʇıʍ – puɐɥ ʇsɹıɟ ǝsdʎlɐɔodɐ ǝıqɯoz ǝɥʇ ɟo sdıɥspɹɐɥ ǝɥʇ ʇnoqɐ uɹɐǝl oʇ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ ǝɹǝɥʍ ǝɯɐƃ ɐ sı Z ɹɐM ǝɥ┴

 ˙ƃuıɥʇou - ʇno ʇınb ʎllɐnuɐɯ puɐ snuǝɯ ƃuıʞɐǝɹɟ s,ǝɯɐƃ ǝɥʇ ɹǝʇuǝ oʇ sı ʍoɥs ʞɐǝɹɟ uǝppıɹ-ɥɔʇılƃ 'ɥsıllǝɥ sıɥʇ ɟo ʇno ʎɐʍ ʎluo ǝɥʇ noʎ ƃuıllǝʇ ʇxǝʇ lɐıɹoʇnʇ ou 'ʞɔılɔ oʇ uoʇʇnq ,,uʍɐdsǝɹ,, ou s,ǝɹǝɥ┴ ˙ǝɔuo ʇɐ uǝǝɹɔsuo ƃuıɹɹnɔɔo uoıʇɔɐ ɥɔnɯ ʇɐɥʇ ǝlpuɐɥ ʇ,uɐɔ ʎldɯıs ǝɯɐƃ ǝɥʇ ǝsnɐɔǝq 'ƃuıɥɔʇılƃ lɐɔıɥdɐɹƃ puɐ oıpnɐ ǝɹǝʌǝs ǝɯos ʎq pǝıuɐdɯoɔɔɐ ʎllɐɔıdʎʇ oslɐ sı sıɥ┴ ˙ǝsdɹoɔ ɹnoʎ ƃuılnɐɯ sǝıqɯoz ɟo pɹɐoɥ ɐ ɟo ǝƃɐɯı ǝɥʇ doʇɐ pıɐlɹǝʌo 'uǝʇɐǝ ƃuıǝq 'ʇɔɐɟ uı 'ǝɹɐ noʎ ʇɐɥʇ noʎ ƃuıʎɟıʇou uǝǝɹɔs ɐ sı ǝıp noʎ uǝɥʍ ǝǝs ll,noʎ ll∀ ˙uʍo ɹnoʎ uo sɔıuɐɥɔǝɯ ƃuıuʍɐdsǝɹ ǝɹɹɐzıq ǝɥʇ ʇno ǝɹnƃıɟ oʇ ʇɟǝl ǝɹ,noʎ os 'sƃuıɥʇ ǝsǝɥʇ ɟo ʎuɐ noʎ llǝʇ ʎllɐnʇɔɐ oʇ ʇıɟ ʇı ǝǝs ʇ,usǝop ǝɯɐƃ ǝɥʇ 'ǝsɹnoɔ ɟO ˙ǝʌıɟ ɟo ɯnɯıxɐɯ ɐ ǝʌɐɥ uɐɔ noʎ ɥɔıɥʍ ɟo 'ɹǝʇɔɐɹɐɥɔ ʍǝu ʎlǝɹıʇuǝ uɐ ʇɹɐʇs puɐ 'ǝɯɐƃ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇno ʇınb ʎllɐnuɐɯ 'nuǝɯ ǝɥʇ ɹǝʇuǝ oʇ sı uoıʇdo ɹǝɥʇo ʎluo ɹno⅄ ˙ɹǝʇɔɐɹɐɥɔ ʇɐɥʇ sɐ uʍɐdsǝɹ oʇ ɹnoɥ plɹoʍ-lɐǝɹ ɐ ʇıɐʍ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ 'ǝɯɐƃ-uı sǝıp ɹǝʇɔɐɹɐɥɔ ɹnoʎ uǝɥM ˙sǝop ʇı ǝsnɐɔǝq ¿ɹnoɥ plɹoʍ-lɐǝɹ ɐ ɹoɟ sʇsɐl Z ɹɐM ǝɥ┴ uı ɥʇɐǝp ʇɐɥʇ uoıʇuǝɯ I pıp puɐ 'ɥO


 ˙spɹɐʇsɐq ǝsoɥ┴ ˙sllıɥ llɐɯs ǝʞıl 'ɥɐǝ⅄ ˙sǝdols ǝlʇuǝƃ ʇnoqɐ ƃuıʞlɐʇ ɯ,I 'pɐǝʇsuı (;ʇsɹıɥ┴ ɹo ɹǝƃunH ɹǝɥʇıǝ ʇnoqɐ ʞuıɥʇ oʇ pǝǝu oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ƃuol ǝʌıʌɹns ɹǝʌǝu ʇsoɯlɐ ll,noʎ 'ʎɹɹoʍ ʇ,uop) ǝsoɥʇ sɐɥ ǝɯɐƃ ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɥʇlɐ 'sɹǝʇǝɯ ʇsɹıɥ┴ ɹo ɹǝƃunH ʇnoqɐ ƃuıʞlɐʇ ʇou ɯ,I 'oN ˙ǝɹǝɥ noʎ ʇǝƃ oʇ ʇno sı ɟlǝsʇı ʇuǝɯuoɹıʌuǝ ǝɥʇ 'ʇɔɐɟ uI ˙ɥƃnoɥʇ 'suɐɯnɥ puɐ sǝıqɯoz ɯoɹɟ ǝɯoɔ ʇsnɾ ʇ,usǝop Z ɹɐM ǝɥ┴ uı ɥʇɐǝp


˙ʎllɐǝɹ 'llɐ ʇɐ ǝɯɐƃ ǝɥʇ ʎɐld ʇou puɐ 'llǝʍ ˙˙˙puɐ ƃuıɥʇ ǝloɥʍ ǝɥʇ ʇuǝʌɯnɔɹıɔ ʇsnɾ oʇ ʇsǝq s,ʇı os 'punoɹɐ ƃuıʞlɐʍ ʇsnɾ ɹoɟ ǝƃɐɯɐp ƃuıllɐɟ ǝʞɐʇ ll,noʎ uǝɥʍ llǝʇ oʇ ʎɐʍ ou s,ǝɹǝɥ┴ ˙sdɯnʇs ƃǝl ɹnoʎ ʇɐ ʎɐʍɐ ƃuıuɹnq s,uoıʇɔıɹɟ ǝɥʇ ʍou puɐ 'ǝlpuɐɥ oʇ sƃǝl lıɐɹɟ ɹnoʎ ɹoɟ ɥɔnɯ ooʇ ǝɯoɔǝq ʎluǝppns sɐɥ ɯnʇuǝɯoɯ ǝɥʇ ǝʞıl s,ʇI ˙sǝpısllıɥ ƃuıdols 'ǝlʇuǝƃ uıɐʇɹǝɔ uʍop ƃuıʞlɐʍ ɹoɟ ǝƃɐɯɐp ƃuıʞɐʇ ʇɹɐʇs ʇsnɾ ll,no⅄ ˙oıɹɐuǝɔs sıɥʇ uı punoɹƃ ǝɥʇ ǝʌɐǝl ɹǝʌǝu llıʍ ʇǝǝɟ ɹnoʎ 'ɹɐǝlɔ ǝq oʇ ʇsnɾ ʍoN ˙noʎ ƃuıllıʞ ɟo ʇuǝʇxǝ ǝɥʇ oʇ noʎ ǝƃɐɯɐp uɐɔ llıɥ ɐ uʍop ƃuıʞlɐʍ ɟo ʇɔɐ ǝɹǝɯ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ɥɔns (ʎlǝsool ,,pǝunʇ,, pɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ǝsn I puɐ) pǝunʇ sı Z ɹɐM ǝɥ┴ uı ǝƃɐɯɐp ƃuıllɐɟ ǝɥʇ 'ǝǝS

˙ʎllɐǝɹ 'llɐ ʇɐ ǝɯɐƃ ǝɥʇ ʎɐld ʇou puɐ 'llǝʍ ˙˙˙puɐ ƃuıɥʇ ǝloɥʍ ǝɥʇ ʇuǝʌɯnɔɹıɔ ʇsnɾ oʇ ʇsǝq s,ʇı os 'punoɹɐ ƃuıʞlɐʍ ʇsnɾ ɹoɟ ǝƃɐɯɐp ƃuıllɐɟ ǝʞɐʇ ll,noʎ uǝɥʍ llǝʇ oʇ ʎɐʍ ou s,ǝɹǝɥ┴ ˙sdɯnʇs ƃǝl ɹnoʎ ʇɐ ʎɐʍɐ ƃuıuɹnq s,uoıʇɔıɹɟ ǝɥʇ ʍou puɐ 'ǝlpuɐɥ oʇ sƃǝl lıɐɹɟ ɹnoʎ ɹoɟ ɥɔnɯ ooʇ ǝɯoɔǝq ʎluǝppns sɐɥ ɯnʇuǝɯoɯ ǝɥʇ ǝʞıl s,ʇI ˙sǝpısllıɥ ƃuıdols 'ǝlʇuǝƃ uıɐʇɹǝɔ uʍop ƃuıʞlɐʍ ɹoɟ ǝƃɐɯɐp ƃuıʞɐʇ ʇɹɐʇs ʇsnɾ ll,no⅄ ˙oıɹɐuǝɔs sıɥʇ uı punoɹƃ ǝɥʇ ǝʌɐǝl ɹǝʌǝu llıʍ ʇǝǝɟ ɹnoʎ 'ɹɐǝlɔ ǝq oʇ ʇsnɾ ʍoN ˙noʎ ƃuıllıʞ ɟo ʇuǝʇxǝ ǝɥʇ oʇ noʎ ǝƃɐɯɐp uɐɔ llıɥ ɐ uʍop ƃuıʞlɐʍ ɟo ʇɔɐ ǝɹǝɯ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ɥɔns (ʎlǝsool ,,pǝunʇ,, pɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ǝsn I puɐ) pǝunʇ sı Z ɹɐM ǝɥ┴ uı ǝƃɐɯɐp ƃuıllɐɟ ǝɥʇ 'ǝǝS

ʇɔıpɹǝΛ ǝɥT


˙ʎllɐǝɹ 'llɐ ʇɐ ǝɯɐƃ ǝɥʇ ʎɐld ʇou puɐ 'llǝʍ ˙˙˙puɐ ƃuıɥʇ ǝloɥʍ ǝɥʇ ʇuǝʌɯnɔɹıɔ ʇsnɾ oʇ ʇsǝq s,ʇı os 'punoɹɐ ƃuıʞlɐʍ ʇsnɾ ɹoɟ ǝƃɐɯɐp ƃuıllɐɟ ǝʞɐʇ ll,noʎ uǝɥʍ llǝʇ oʇ ʎɐʍ ou s,ǝɹǝɥ┴ ˙sdɯnʇs ƃǝl ɹnoʎ ʇɐ ʎɐʍɐ ƃuıuɹnq s,uoıʇɔıɹɟ ǝɥʇ ʍou puɐ 'ǝlpuɐɥ oʇ sƃǝl lıɐɹɟ ɹnoʎ ɹoɟ ɥɔnɯ ooʇ ǝɯoɔǝq ʎluǝppns sɐɥ ɯnʇuǝɯoɯ ǝɥʇ ǝʞıl s,ʇI ˙sǝpısllıɥ ƃuıdols 'ǝlʇuǝƃ uıɐʇɹǝɔ uʍop ƃuıʞlɐʍ ɹoɟ ǝƃɐɯɐp ƃuıʞɐʇ ʇɹɐʇs ʇsnɾ ll,no⅄ ˙oıɹɐuǝɔs sıɥʇ uı punoɹƃ ǝɥʇ ǝʌɐǝl ɹǝʌǝu llıʍ ʇǝǝɟ ɹnoʎ 'ɹɐǝlɔ ǝq oʇ ʇsnɾ ʍoN ˙noʎ ƃuıllıʞ ɟo ʇuǝʇxǝ ǝɥʇ oʇ noʎ ǝƃɐɯɐp uɐɔ llıɥ ɐ uʍop ƃuıʞlɐʍ ɟo ʇɔɐ ǝɹǝɯ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ɥɔns (ʎlǝsool ,,pǝunʇ,, pɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ǝsn I puɐ) pǝunʇ sı Z ɹɐM ǝɥ┴ uı ǝƃɐɯɐp ƃuıllɐɟ ǝɥʇ 'ǝǝS


DISCLAIMER: Since Justin from Dorkenstein is such a major, cock-sucking buzz-kill, I had to take down my article "The War Z Just Stole A Bunch Of Other Peoples Ideas (Zombies Part 7.5)" and actually write a review of my own. So instead of this article being a collection of intentionally plagiarized paragraphs from various gaming sites across the internet in an attempt to hypocritically call out The War Z team in an over-the-top, satirical fashion, it is now just boring, upside down ramblings I wrote myself. If you wish to read what it says, flip your laptop / monitor upside down and read it in a mirror. I literally had to type this shit upside down, striking the keys of my keyboard through the mirror itself. It was intense. I had to develop new technology just to get this article written. New technology that ensured everything I was typing had NEVER BEEN TYPED, READ, OR EVEN THOUGHT before. This is my personal take on The War Z. Take it, leave it, have sex with it in various orifices. Whatever. Just make sure whatever you do to or with it, to maintain a sense of humor along the way. Don't be any of the following:

Antagonistic Annie

 Bitter Betsy
Condescending Connie
Depressing Dianna
 Electronegative Elaine
 Fiendish Florence
Grievous Grace

Hostile Holly 
Instigating Irene
Judgmental Judy
Kabalistic Katherine
Ludicrous Lucille
Mingy Michelle
Negative Nancy
Oppressive Oda
Patronizing Pattie
Quaint Quinn
Resentful Regina
Stingy Sally
Tumultuous Tammy
Unpleasant Udele
Venomous Vickie

Wicked Wendy
Xeroxed Xena
Yuppie Yvonne
Zoophiliac Zasha

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