Friday, November 16, 2012

The David Petraeus and John Allen Scandals EXPOSED!

Breaking twist in the David Petraeus scandal! Are you ready?

It's a huge false flag designed to keep all YOU fucking idiots distracted, dumb, and docile!

This is Casey Anthony, George Zimmerman, the exaggerated drama surrounding the deaths of Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson....all over again. Just a bunch of stupid bullshit to keep people distracted.

 
"Petraeus, you gotta take one for the team, dude! We've gotta distract people from the secession petitions somehow, bro! Chop chop!"

"No fucking way. THIS IS BULLSHIT. I'm not doing it if John Allen doesn't have to do it!"

"Fine, fine...."
"Good."
"We'll cook up a John Allen scandal too."
"Wait, what?!"

"We'll Eiffel tower the public with
TWO CIA SEX SCANDALS AT ONCE. It's brilliant! Great thinking, David!"
".....fuuuck, John's gonna be so pissed at me. Now I'll never get that $50 back, OR that Guatemalan sex slave he owes me!"


WHY DOES ANY OF THIS SHIT MAKE IT INTO THE NEWS? THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY NO EFFECT ON OUR LIVES! AND I'VE SEEN THIS SHIT HAPPEN DOZENS OF FUCKING TIMES, CAUSING ME TO TYPE IN CAPS-LOCK TO GIVE THE IMPRESSION THAT THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE HAS BEEN RAISED TO CONSIDERABLY HIGHER THAN A NORMAL LEVEL, WITHOUT STRAINING THE VOICE, THAT IS.


I think it's a distraction from the whole, '47 states have petitions in the air to secede from the United States of America.' So apparently, the United States will soon refer to 3....3 states....all 3 of them United.

So they cook up the Eiffel Tower false flag and have two
Generals of the CIA cheating on their wives or jerking each other off or sending preschoolers naked pictures or something fucking stupid. I don't know, I haven't been paying attention. They're blowing this shit all out of proportion to distract from that other little thing....47 states thinking about aborting from the country like rejected 1st month fetuses.

See, remember Jerry Springer? That was a turning point in all the social experiments they've been experiencing on us for decades now. It worked really well. Entirely too well. And the people who created it are backstage, going, "Really? The audience can't tell this shit is made up? They're fucking retarded. Let's run with it." Thus, the birth of reality TV. Now not only would the American public be indoctrinated to worship celebrities and athletes like fucking Gods and Goddesses, they would also now actually waste even MORE of their time on pointless reality shows, like Storage Wars. I can't believe people actually fucking watch Storage Wars. Jerry Springer, I understand, but Storage Wars? What the fuck?


But this whole, "Distract the people with boring, nonensical shit or a bunch of overblown drama" mindset has long seeped over into the figurative well of government thinking, greatly impacting how they commit false flags. Flash forward to November 2012.

"Hey everyone, they're seceding from the US! Texas and North Carolina both DIPPED! Apparently more are following suit!" Some whistle blower comes running up. But wait, a challenger approaches - a wild Shill appears!

"Heyyy! HEY SHEEP! SHEEP! BAAAAHHH! BAAAAHHH! BAH NIGGA, BAHH! Don't listen to him! That's not even really happening! But this guy, from the CIA....he cheated on his wife! THIS IS WAY MORE ENTERTAINING!"

Rinse. Repeat. Retarded.
“Casey Anthony should rape the corpse of Trayvon Martin while George Zimmerman masturbates in the corner, sobbing quietly to Whitney Houston’s entire discography as it plays erotically in the background which provides a sensual backdrop to Mitt Romney and Barack Obama, who are giving each other passionate rim jobs as Jay-Z films it while Kanye West sucks his dick and Michelle Obama rapes his asshole with her penis.

Broadcast it LIVE on EVERY NETWORK.”

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