Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Game Over Man, Game Over!

My mind feels as though it is being crushed by the weight of the world. Despair cripples my spirit, as if the very soul of existence itself is being feverishly gang-raped. My vision is blurry, but not blurry enough to disguise the surplus of demons inhabiting my peripherals...demons wearing spike-covered armor and brandishing flaming chainsaws, riding upon majestic zombie horses and armored bears, backed by a cavalry of skeletal warriors soaked with battery acid.

A figurative black smog of hopelessness chokes out all that is right in the world, blanketing us all in its unforgiving, malevolent aura. The feeling it generates in the unlucky victims whom it targets is one of indescribable anguish and unrelenting terror.

An instinctual voice, the animalistic voice buried deep within the subconscious of us all, screams in agony, begging to be mercy-killed to end this incredible, seering pain. A pain comparable to the nerve endings under every tooth in your face being shot with a firehose of corn syrup.

Is life even worth living anymore? Is there any reason to continue this increasingly more dark and cruel existence? Fate is a real piece of shit; an unforgiving sorcerer constantly conjuring mental roadblocks in the paths of all the weary old souls of a burning world struggling though its dying days.

Darkness. All around. Expanding. Hastening. Deepening. It isn't leaving any time soon. In fact, I think it's moved right into the neighborhood and is eventually gonna kill all the neighbors pets and rape all the local children. In fact, it already has. We're too late! There is no stopping it now!

How will we go on? How will we rebuild? When there is no hope left...how are we to rally enthusiasm, to boost moral, to convince the scant survivors there IS a reason to push forward, that there IS a chance we can persevere through this oppression of the spirit, that we CAN bring justice back to the world?

And then, just like that....it's all over. A collective sigh of relief is heard around the world as it's tiresome burden is mysteriously lifted. We can live to fight for another day...but at what cost? And is it really over? Or is this just....the eye of the storm?
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I just described the "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" pilot until it's first commercial break. 

 

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